Never Too Young To Die

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Never Too Young To Die

  1. Friday, November 3, 2017 6:30 p.m.
Still image from the film Never to Young to Die

Never Too Young To Die is a genre-bending film that may be the best worst thing you’ve never seen. Reluctant high-school gymnast cum sci-fi secret agent Lance Stargrove (22-year-old John Stamos) must avenge his father, killed by the problematically “hermaphroditic” warlord Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons), who also plans to commit a major terrorist attack. The film is brimming with inexplicable plot points, painfully overlong softcore love scenes, jaw-dropping “special effects,” and some of the most unintentionally hilarious editing ever captured on film. Print courtesy of the Academy Film Archive. Contains mature content(35mm Presentation)